bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

69,944 notes - Apr 16 2014

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

8,052 notes - Apr 16 2014

meladoodle:

gundaminfo:

this twitter is really fucked up at first you think its just about a dad and his coffe and then u find shit like

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what

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omg

316,837 notes - Apr 16 2014

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

286,960 notes - Apr 16 2014

tupacabra:

terrakion:

tupacabra:

my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad

i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb

i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are

31,040 notes - Apr 16 2014

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

165,568 notes - Apr 16 2014

powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

77,935 notes - Apr 16 2014

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

31,033 notes - Apr 16 2014
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mawaruu:

tbh i think everyone should mind their own business
if i like anime and you don’t, leave it alone
if i’m gay and you’re not, leave it alone
if i stole $25000 and you saw me do it, leave it alone

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cooldadgang:

when small children in public stare at you

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3,197 notes - Apr 16 2014

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

37,041 notes - Apr 16 2014
#oh my god #cats 

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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4,776 notes - Apr 16 2014

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

36,987 notes - Apr 16 2014
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